Shooting at Unarmed Men is awesome. Thanks.

So apparently I eat everything in my house even though I barely eat at all. In fact, there's nothing in my house to eat, and if there is I feed the children first. I eat once a day, two at the most if I'm lucky. So we got ice cream, and me being the ice cream lover I am get a bowl full. First time I've had ice cream in two months so I indulged. And ( Read more... )

Han Solo is elected president. After helping the Russian government get back on it's feet he promises an end to terrorism. While on his plane back to America it's taken over by terrorist. Han uses his supreme knowledge of Ass-Kickery, godly like strength of a Wookie, and the only bucket of bolts to do the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs to ( Read more... )

I'm so sick and fucking tired of those tired, retarded "repost if you love Jesus" myspace bulletins. Nobody loves Jesus. Okay?

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I never update this thing because I'm not the type of person to document my life in a journal. Well, looks like you readers are shit out of luck cause I am going to watch Pan's Labyrinth.

I still haven't played Warcraft III. I hope I'm not dissapointed by it because Warcraft II was one of the best games ever. That and Cow War. Anyone remember Cow War?

My girlfriend's car is crap. She's already spent about $1500 getting it fixed and last night it wouldn't even start. Gay, right?

I'm bored. All I've done all day is watch stay alive and sing Johnny Cash songs. I'm gonna play some good ol' video games. Ahh, video games, always there when I need you.

I had to ghost my computer and I lost everything. By everything I mean 30 gigs of music, about 10 gigs of movies I had yet to burn, and about twelve psp games.

Son of a bitch!