It's three in the morning. I've just been soaking and playing Super Princess Peach (on loan from the Katie Collection), and as I'm brushing my teeth it hits me ( Read more... )

I'm working on a picture as I'm prone to do, and for it I'm needing to know the parts of meat that make up a cow. Granted the pig produces the best meat in the world, but it's not always about ham...

So I'm looking at Google, trying to figure out what to type in to figure out the cuts... and I end up typing 'beef map'. Which... worked, but I can't ( Read more... )

Last night I'm chatting with my friend Rachael and we're jumping from topic to topic.
It the subjects go from my soul patch (that fuzzy thing under my lip because I can't grow actual facial hair... thank you Native American heritage...) and how I got the idea from the movie Iron Giant. And then I mention my favorite movie that Vin Diesel has done ( Read more... )

Thank you when I needed you most ( Read more... )

I think one of the things that has gotten be down lately is my lack of interaction with friends ( Read more... )

Why do I fall for women that have boyfriends and live in distant states?

When will I be able to drill it into my head that the universe doesn't have anyone in it for me...

Poorbably doens't help I'm still too poor to ever buy a PS3... so I can't even play more Ratchet and Clank... at least I know they love me... when I can pay for them...

B.

Years upon years ago, in the far away land of Muncie, I worn through a pair of sandals. And so I did like I had done every previous year and perchased a new pair, but this pair... this pair I was not prepared for ( Read more... )

Wii Fit is not only a jerk that calls me names, but it's also turning me into a monster!

To start off after the initial testing it looks me over and says I'm overweight and have the balance of a 56 year old... 
Then after I started crying to pointed and laughed then beat me up and stole my juice money... I wont even tell you want the thing did to my ( Read more... )

Just when I think there is nothing left to the world for me Japan names Hello Kitty its tourism ambassador... 
and I am proven wrong!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24708771/?GT1=43001

Way to go Japan, you are both fuckin' insane and pure awesome!

-B!

You know you're in bad shape when not even kittens can cheer you up...

...but on the plus side... umm... well... ugh... my new shoelaces fit... that's... that's a good thing right?

And... and I still haven't been attacked by that dragon that I pissed off... and... ummm... yeah...

...b...