Like many days I’m at work, not sitting around playing WarCraft in my underwear...  And at Toys’R’Us there are two areas that need to be manned at all times. The Service Desk, and the R-Zone. Arrgh-Zone, if yee be speakin’ pirate!

Argh, anyways it be dead in tha store when- *cough* *cough* Sorry, pirate speak is hard to get out of yee system once ( Read more... )

...the stappler is not a toy...

-B!

Carter Caves, one of my most favorite vacation spots on the Earth... And less than an hour there we go on a walk to the Fern Bridge, possibly my favorite spot in the park and while walking around a take a step on a slick rock, trying to avoid some mud. The next thing I know I'm landing full force on my hip... and I tell you there's nothing like a ( Read more... )

The Quest!

Yesterday I was hanging out with my friend Squiggles. Chinese food and two rounds of Pokemon I decided I was tired of getting my ass kicked by his ubber Pokemon decks (trust me, they’re evil right down to the core! Never thought I’ve be so scared of a Geodude… the little fucker…)

So we pulled out his laptop and fired up some game Roms ( Read more... )

The other night I was at Pizza King with my brother and his family. My niece (Katie age 5, going 6 on the 23rd) was telling me how she and my brother had beaten Ganondorf in Twilight Princess and ‘even killed him’.

To which I’m like ‘You’re always killing Ganondorf. You kill him in the first one, keep him dead in the second one, kill him again in ( Read more... )

This is a bit from a discusion on a message board of mine where a British friend was begrudging the fact that often in the cinema the villains are British, but I looked at it in a more possitive light:

The stereotypical British person is a classy well versed and spoken man in a suit and top hat with interesting facial hair (where else in the world ( Read more... )

 Tomorrow at the toy store we will have Wii's... and I'll be there for an eight hour shift.

So if I don't make it out alive, tell WarCraft I love it!

...thirteen hours till we open and counting...

-B!

The great loves of my life are Breasts, WarCraft, Munchin, and Tacos. And half of those are here because back in the 70’s Gray Gygax helped create Dungeons and Dragons. Yes, breasts are quite prevalent in D&D as well, but he didn’t invent those. As for tacos… I think they were invented by the ancient Atlantiens, but that’s neither here nor there ( Read more... )

Is is common with Febuary, there's not a whole lot ot do in the toy store, especially in the electronics department.
The morning started out with me doing a little rearranging in the movies and the games, and then it looked like it was going to be another day of drawing things behind the counter... turns out fate would not be so kind!

Instead I was ( Read more... )

 
As you might have been able to tell, my mind tends to wander about while things slow down at work. Even though I’m limited to the electronics department my mind isn’t. So I ponder. ..yes mostly about boobs jokes, but I sometimes think of other things.

Every once in a while I think about time travel and what I’d do if I could go back to various ( Read more... )