So the lab where I work switched me from the Extraction department to Wet Chemistry. Its pretty sweet, cause I can now play all over the intrawebs when things are slow, like now. Plus my job description and tasks just got way easier to make dirty jokes about. I am now a wet chem analyst. Excuse me I must now go prepare my seed.

I haven't posted for awhile, but felt that people had to know ( Read more... )

Does anyone know where that phrase "So I says to Mable, I says" comes from?

I just walked in on so much homosexual canine makeout that I'm surprised there isn't a glory hole in my wall.

Ok, so the new Potter movie was pretty good, very fast paced, lots of action. But, I kinda liked the last one better. There was just not enough Snape in this one. Also, I really wanna chase Ron down and cut his fucking hair. And if anybody is interested in seeing that french chick in a topless scene, just look at my aim profile. I don't know any ( Read more... )

Lyrics Born tonight. I'll see you tomorrow in H&M if I make it back from Modesto alive.

catorkate: so did your girl get her high priced pussy?
nuance007: No, that's on Tuesday.

I have a date tomorrow with a tale dark handsome gentleman named Jerry.

I just delivered a pizza with STFU written on it in pepperoni to #53. I figure this should end the pizza controversy, as its really hard to talk shit about people with a mouth full of pizza.

As you might be able to tell from my grin, that was one tasty fucking canary.

Do not see "The Corpse Bride." It looks pretty, but has no plot. Not even any good music.

See "Mirrormask." It was fucking amazing.

That is all.