"We can all pitch in by using-uh, by being better conservers of energy" -George W. Bush (2005)

Last week at work while I was checking tanks I found a huge wasp's nest inside the temperature gage. Diego, our production foreman, grabbed a towel and after informing all the interns that "you have to run" whacked the shit out of all of them, then pulled the nest out and handed it to me. Then I took the nest to the lab and pulled it apart. Erin ( Read more... )

Last night Kenji tried to explain to me that his farts do not stink.

I think our dog situation has turned from "a couple dogs" into "parade procession." Its funny the difference that one dog can make. But he's sighing, and looking forlongingly into the distance; and you just know, somewhere, a little old lady is missing this fat yellow bastard.

Constantine was an entertaining movie. How come so many people disliked it? The cinematography was so polished and the casting was superb. All the demons were creepy and suave, and the angels gloriously mad with righteousness. The chick was blazing hot and ends up wandering around in a black bra and a white shirt, which miraculously gets ( Read more... )

We are giving away/cheaply selling a bunch of furniture and crap. Heres whats available: one full size mattress and box spring, a set of two green nightstands and a matching dresser, at least one couch, and a dentist's chair.

Sweet Joss Whedon interview here:

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Jon Stewart is the male Angelina Jolie. Just as she has the miraculous ability to make hetero women consider a hot lesbian encounter, Jon Stewart gets everyone hot and heavy. Be honest, het mens, and admit that if you were gay, you would be all over his body like white on gefilte fish. The set of the Daily show was recently revamped. Did anyone ( Read more... )

Today at my place. Tons of cheap crap, loads of furniture and bikes. Starts at 8:30 am.