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[dramakingsuoh]

H-haruhi, did you really cook all of this delicious food for me? And in such a cute little apron, too! Ah, and after I already ate a really excellent fillet mignon...but I could never turn down anything from my sweet daughter

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[from_thesea]

Hey! If you have that much food, don't hog it all!

[dramakingsuoh]

It was lovingly prepared for me by my beloved daughter...but I do have some extra, feel free to have some!

[from_thesea]

Your daughter? You sound pretty young..

Where did you get all this food?! I want some, you bastard!

[dramakingsuoh]

My cute little Haruhi~~

Just come over to my house, little boy, and you can have all the sweets you want! Haruhi is a wonderful cook, taking care of her daddy like this.

[idkmybffblastia]

Tamaki...?

[dramakingsuoh]

Rita~

Have you met Haruhi? We're having a delicious meal, you're welcome to join us!

[idkmybffblastia]

Y-You have food!? Why didn't you tell anyone, you idiot!? Hang on, I'm coming over!

[Timeskip!]

...Well, where is it?!

[dramakingsuoh]

[handing her an empty bowl with a look of pride]

So delicious, Haruhi! You've saved us all!

[normal_anomaly]

Wha...? Haruhi's cooking?

Oh, yes, I see her now... I bet she's a good cook, too. She certainly has the look. I love the lack of any clothing besides that apron--

[normal_anomaly]

WAIT WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT STOP STOP STOP

[dramakingsuoh]

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?

DON'T GET ANY THOUGHTS, I WON'T SHARE HARUHI'S PRECIOUS EFFORTS SO EASILY!

[normal_anomaly]

Argh, don't be so loud! I'm not interested, anyway!

[eupathetic]

. . . You're talking to yourself.

[dramakingsuoh]

No, no, no, I'm talking to Haruhiiii~~ ♥ Zuko, come have some udon with me!

[eupathetic]

[Uh-huh.] I'll pass.

[dramakingsuoh]

You don't like udon? But Haruhi made it. What about tempura, or sashimi?

[spacepeach]

Your... daughter?

[dramakingsuoh]

My darling Haruhi~~

[spacepeach]

Umm... how old are you, Tamaki?

[dramakingsuoh]

Seventeen!