[Rita had awoken quickly, and immediately began scrutinizing her surroundings. She seemed to be stuck inside one of the weird vehicles the drones sometimes drove around, parked atop some kind of mountain. Naturally, of course, her first instinct was to jiggle the door handle.

When this failed, she jiggled it some more.

When this, too, failed, she ( Read more... )

Are you... Are you serious!? They're not even bothering to feed us anymore!?

Okay. That's it. I could handle the brainwashing, I could handle the loop thing, I could even handle people killing each other. But I'm drawing the line right here. You... You bastards bring back the food right now, or... or you're gonna pay out the nose! You hear me?! I'm ( Read more... )

Okay, so, admittedly, I'm not really familiar with how the seasons work in this world, but I'm pretty sure it was summer yesterday. I think someone broke the sun.

I miss Terca Lumireis. Is this crap normal where you people come from?

[private, hackable]

I can't believe this. Just when I thought things couldn't get bad enough...

...If I don't get home, the Adephagos will destroy everything. Millions of people will die. And if I don't do what this letter says, I... I won't be getting back home any time soon.

I don't know who this person is, but I need to at least find out. Even if I ( Read more... )

[private; easy to hack]

Now that's what I'm talking about! It's about time something good happened to me in this crappy town. Let's see them keep me trapped here now that I've got my magic back! TAKE THIS! ANCIENT CATASTROPHE!

...

VIOLENT PAIN!

...

Uh. Fireball? Whoa- whoa, hey! Geez! U-Uh, Champagne!

Phew, that was close... Okay, so I've only got three ( Read more... )

Mother's Day, huh?

...This is stupid. Judith, I didn't get you anything.

Oof, my head... Guys, what happened? Did I pass out or something?

...guys?

Wh-What the hell is going on here? H-Hey, Yuri, this isn't funny! Whose house is this!? ...Why am I in these pictures?

Hey! Somebody! What's going on here, and who do I need to hurt to fix it!?