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[idkmybffblastia]

Oof, my head... Guys, what happened? Did I pass out or something?

...guys?

Wh-What the hell is going on here? H-Hey, Yuri, this isn't funny! Whose house is this!? ...Why am I in these pictures?

Hey! Somebody! What's going on here, and who do I need to hurt to fix it!?

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[tuppingl1berty]

[[Elsewhere]]
Oh hey, confusometer readings, from...*checking*...Yuki's house, it seems.

*minutes later, the telephone at Rita's home starts ringing.*

[idkmybffblastia]

Uh...

*picks it up hesitantly*

What is this thing?

[tuppingl1berty]

It's a phone.

Let me guess: In a strange house with no idea of how you got there?

[idkmybffblastia]

Whoa! Whoa. Okay. Uh. Yeah, Phone, that's about right.

[iamtheforest]

The one you have to hurt is the Police Chief, but you may find that to be no easy feat!

[idkmybffblastia]

You're severely underestimating me, mutt.

[iamtheforest]

While I do not doubt your courage, not even a God such as I could lay a finger on him in the state we are now.

[idkmybffblastia]

Yeah, well, I'm not some crappy talking animal god, I'm a genius mage. Check this out! Crimson Flare!

...

I said, Crimson Flare!

[ablindeyetosin]

['Sup Rita. Have a two-eyed Repede watching you intently.]

[idkmybffblastia]

What the hell? Mu- Repede? You got kidnapped too?

[ablindeyetosin]

[That would be a bark for yes. Can you speak dog?]

[idkmybffblastia]

Well, don't just sit there! Find Yuri and get us out of here!

[mayfield_mods]

Morning, dear!

[idkmybffblastia]

Who the hell are you, lady!?

[mayfield_mods]

Such language! Don't speak to your mother that way!

[idkmybffblastia]

...You're insane. I need to get out of here.