Another letter... because it's V-Day... and I'm bitchy

[dramatic_fairy]

Dear Ugly People,

Don't poke me on facebook... ESPECIALLY not on Valentine's Day... like you're gonna take advantage of my heightened state of emotions or some shit. I'm not ugly. You are. Don't waste my time. You know if you're ugly. I mean... you should know. Otherwise, you're just oblivious to life.

Love,

Bitchy Elliott.

Comments

[nephastie]

i'm kind of afraid of bitchy elliott.

[elegyforanangel]

me too.

[dependsontheday]

I <3 you elliott!

[alias80]

note to self....never poke elliot...it could be scary

[dramatic_fairy]

aw, baby... I said UGLY people!!! :-P