Voting Post: Funniest Drabble
Funniest Drabble (100 words exactly)
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1. To submit your votes for this category, copy and paste the code below into a comment to this post (will be screened), or send it in an email to dramioneawards[at]gmail[dot]com. No anonymous comments allowed!
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3. When casting your vote, please use the number assigned to the fic, rather than writing out the whole title.
CODE (2a):
2a - Funniest Drabble:
1. (TOP CHOICE)
2.
3.
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Nominees:
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Chocolate Frog Cards, by kalina_blue
“Unbelievable,” Hermione cursed, slamming the door.
“Whatever I did now, I promise we’re going to have great makeup-sex,” Draco commented.
“I’m not mad at you,” Hermione screeched. “Look at this.” She handed him a small card.
“Harmony J. Granger. Order of Merlin First Class, war heroine.” Draco read. “Suddenly I don’t feel so bad about being on the losing side of the war. At least, I don’t have to worry about how they spell my name on the Chocolate Frog Cards.”
“And they don’t even mention me trying to free the house-elves.”
“How terrible. You should definitely sue them, Harmony.”
-2-
Food Fight, by royalty25
"I suggest you start running," Hermione told Draco.
The two had gotten into a disagreement and somehow Hermione ended up with chocolate pudding on her face. Draco was now laughing nonstop.
"You think that’s funny, do you?"
"Yes!"
Hermione grabbed a handful of vanilla pudding and threw it at Draco. It hit him in the face and with this the food fight in the Great Hall began. Food was flying from every table. The professors had to dodge a few pieces of stray food themselves.
"Look what you’ve done Malfoy!"
"You helped."
"I did no such thing!"
"You started it."
-3-
Missing, by pokeystar
His fingers rapped her desktop. “I’d like to report a theft.”
“Was the theft magical?”
“As the object was well-guarded, yes.”
“Did you see the suspect?”
“Bushy hair, sort of smart.” She frowned. “Brilliant, really,” he conceded.
“A description of the purloined object?”
He held up a sketch that made her smile.
“I didn’t think you had one of those.”
Draco winced. “Well-guarded, remember?”
“Was it a theft if the suspect didn’t know she had it?”
“Perhaps not,” he replied. “I’m willing to drop charges if I receive an object of equal value in return.”
Hermione sighed. “You already have.”
-4-
Whoops... by ningloreth
“House elf inspection?” says Malfoy, incredulously.
“Annually, from now on,” says Hermione. “I’ve brought the paperwork...”
Malfoy dismisses it with a wave. “I’m too busy,” he says. “Binky’ll show you round.”
“That’s not how it’s done.” Hermione takes a vial from her briefcase.
“Veritaserum? You intend to interrogate me?”
“I have the necessary permit...”
He’s angry, but he drinks the potion.
“Now,” says Hermione, “is there anything you want to ask me before we begin?”
Malfoy’s eyes widen, and his hand flies to his mouth, but the question spills out anyway: “Have you any idea how shaggable you are, Granger?”
-5-
Witch Costume, by a_bees_buzz
“Draaacooo. What. Is. This?”
“Your costume for the party. You remember asking me to get you one, right?”
“Yes. But this is not what I asked for.”
He eyed the skimpy bit of strapless corseted satin, cut to ride high on the thigh and low at the cleavage, with its fluffy poof of white on the derriere and matching bunny ears.
“What’s wrong with it? I think you’ll look quite fetching.”
“I asked you to get me a witch’s costume. This is not a witch’s costume.”
“On the contrary, Hermione. Being a witch, anything you wear is a witch’s costume.”
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Complete rules and procedures can be found on the main voting page. To summarize:
1. To submit your votes for this category, copy and paste the code below into a comment to this post (will be screened), or send it in an email to dramioneawards[at]gmail[dot]com. No anonymous comments allowed!
2. You must vote for your top THREE favorite fics, and rank them with your top favorite fic in the #1 position.
3. When casting your vote, please use the number assigned to the fic, rather than writing out the whole title.
CODE (2a):
2a - Funniest Drabble:
1. (TOP CHOICE)
2.
3.
Return to Main Page
Nominees:
-1-
Chocolate Frog Cards, by kalina_blue
“Unbelievable,” Hermione cursed, slamming the door.
“Whatever I did now, I promise we’re going to have great makeup-sex,” Draco commented.
“I’m not mad at you,” Hermione screeched. “Look at this.” She handed him a small card.
“Harmony J. Granger. Order of Merlin First Class, war heroine.” Draco read. “Suddenly I don’t feel so bad about being on the losing side of the war. At least, I don’t have to worry about how they spell my name on the Chocolate Frog Cards.”
“And they don’t even mention me trying to free the house-elves.”
“How terrible. You should definitely sue them, Harmony.”
-2-
Food Fight, by royalty25
"I suggest you start running," Hermione told Draco.
The two had gotten into a disagreement and somehow Hermione ended up with chocolate pudding on her face. Draco was now laughing nonstop.
"You think that’s funny, do you?"
"Yes!"
Hermione grabbed a handful of vanilla pudding and threw it at Draco. It hit him in the face and with this the food fight in the Great Hall began. Food was flying from every table. The professors had to dodge a few pieces of stray food themselves.
"Look what you’ve done Malfoy!"
"You helped."
"I did no such thing!"
"You started it."
-3-
Missing, by pokeystar
His fingers rapped her desktop. “I’d like to report a theft.”
“Was the theft magical?”
“As the object was well-guarded, yes.”
“Did you see the suspect?”
“Bushy hair, sort of smart.” She frowned. “Brilliant, really,” he conceded.
“A description of the purloined object?”
He held up a sketch that made her smile.
“I didn’t think you had one of those.”
Draco winced. “Well-guarded, remember?”
“Was it a theft if the suspect didn’t know she had it?”
“Perhaps not,” he replied. “I’m willing to drop charges if I receive an object of equal value in return.”
Hermione sighed. “You already have.”
-4-
Whoops... by ningloreth
“House elf inspection?” says Malfoy, incredulously.
“Annually, from now on,” says Hermione. “I’ve brought the paperwork...”
Malfoy dismisses it with a wave. “I’m too busy,” he says. “Binky’ll show you round.”
“That’s not how it’s done.” Hermione takes a vial from her briefcase.
“Veritaserum? You intend to interrogate me?”
“I have the necessary permit...”
He’s angry, but he drinks the potion.
“Now,” says Hermione, “is there anything you want to ask me before we begin?”
Malfoy’s eyes widen, and his hand flies to his mouth, but the question spills out anyway: “Have you any idea how shaggable you are, Granger?”
-5-
Witch Costume, by a_bees_buzz
“Draaacooo. What. Is. This?”
“Your costume for the party. You remember asking me to get you one, right?”
“Yes. But this is not what I asked for.”
He eyed the skimpy bit of strapless corseted satin, cut to ride high on the thigh and low at the cleavage, with its fluffy poof of white on the derriere and matching bunny ears.
“What’s wrong with it? I think you’ll look quite fetching.”
“I asked you to get me a witch’s costume. This is not a witch’s costume.”
“On the contrary, Hermione. Being a witch, anything you wear is a witch’s costume.”
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