Well, I feel better. And the quote of the weekend...

"NO ONE escapes the Masterlock!"
 - Me

I give up. *Shrug* It's not like I had a chance in the first place.

Everyone has AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!

I really need to get laid or something. I can go from really happy to really depressed way too god damn easily. Maybe getting my bone smooched would remedy that. But who am I kidding, I won't be getting lucky anytime soon.

Well, not technically a dream, I guess. More like a day dream. I was awake at the time. I went out to my living room just to clear my head. As I sat there, i just got this image in my head of some girl looking at me as she sucked on my finger. It was so weird ( Read more... )

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?!

So I tried that working out thing today. Wow, what an awful idea. Never want to do that again. Hahaha

So, as I'm sure you can tell from the title, I've been thinking a lot recently. I've decided could stand to take a few healthier steps with my life. I'm not going to radically change everything I do, but I figure I can start eating a little better than I have. Also, I'm going to start working out in the morning sometime.... I just have to wake up ( Read more... )

What follows is a story. There are three characters: The Boy, The Girl, The New Boy, and The Friend. You can think of this whatever you would like ( Read more... )

The further we get into this semester, the more I find myself thinking about the future. I normally wouldn't care that much about it but living with my roommate pretty much causes me to. He's more than likely graduating at the end of this semester, going to san francisco in july, and going to culinary school. Meanwhile, I've got a little over a ( Read more... )