I've decided to turn all my friends into action figures. Not literally, mind you, but to have an action figure version of all my friends and aquaintances and especially my enemies. Whichever one you may fall under, i'm sure you can't deny the appeal of having your very own Joe action figure, which stabs up with it's knife hand upon having it's legs ( Read more... )

So i've got this goblet. It's a skull goblet, you know, the kind you'd see used by people role-playing vampires to drink their red Koolaid from. Needless to say it's very cheesy, and creepy only in the fact that it's a skull goblet that appeared out of freaking nowhere! Lately i've been using it for the unholy acts of storing spare change and ( Read more... )

So i'm a firm believer in the "episode" school of thought with regards to life. Every day has a theme to it, sometimes it's harder to catch than others, but there's always some central motif in the things that happen to you during a day's adventures. Today was a definite cowboy day, as i have been bombarded with thoughts of wild western gun- ( Read more... )

You know what i love about this town? The fact that you can just walk around downtown, not trying to meet anybody that you know and not planning to hang out with any of them, and you'll run into tons of people you may not have even thought about in months. For instance, tonight anna and i were planning on just chillin alone, yet we ran in to (in ( Read more... )

So i had an awesome time at Julie's last night, despite the departing tears had by the more emotional party-goers (the ones with ovaries). but apparently i am absolutely delicious to insects of the biting variety. I'm not sure if these are mosquitos bites or tropical scorpion stings, but apparently Julie's back yard is host to enough critters that ( Read more... )

so i just found out about hunter's drinking game, and i have to help him. His last post was rather slobbery, so i'm hoping this one will include some drool. Hunter, if you get this, please reply/drink heavily as soon as you can. For the sake of the children.....

a few glorious quotes that must be recorded for posterity: "Ah, the smell of broken dreams"'; "Well, i'm a llllittle impervious to fire"; Nacho blood; "Wow, that dog's licked me for a straight five minutes, i wouldn't have beleived it if it hadn't happened to me"; (while leaning on me) "wow, now that schools over my libido has kicked into overdrive ( Read more... )

You know what the automotive industry needs? Well, since you can't answer that question i'll tell you what: they need to get their hands on bumper car technology. I know we have it, we've had it for decades, centuries perhaps, ever since some egyptian guy decided to put rubber on his chariot and ram it into his friends. And yet, the legitimate ( Read more... )

So i tried something interesting today: i stayed up until 8 in the morning, when i finally figured it was late enough to get some sleep. The moment that you find yourself deciding that 8 o'clock in the morning is LATE enough to sleep, you are either addicted to cocaine and partying or a vampire. But i was trying to revamp my circadian rhythms, ( Read more... )

So today was rather sucky, moderately so, i would say. I'm a firm believer in the little things in life, small victories or defeats that make you go "whoohoo" or "crap!" respectively. Today was a day of many small defeats, little annoyances like sitting in an un-air-conditioned car while trying to read the book that i have to write an essay on ( Read more... )