I'm so thrilled that I won the Hot for Teacher Male-In Sweepstakes! But 6'3" and 145lb? Is this package fragile? And will this package be shipped C.O.D. (cock on delivery)??
Can I take the prize as one lump sum DEPOSIT instead of installments spread out over several nights?
We regretfully inform you that Canada is not recognized as a valid country by the sovereign government of Japan, and therefore you are not elligle for the "Hot For Teacher" Sweeptakes -- unless of course you change your place of residency to Mid West United States before or during the prize-touring timeframe. However, we would like to extend our apologies by offering a concilation gift: lifetime supply of plastic Hello Kitty shoelace ends, or a "Home Soybean Fermenting Kit". Thank you and sorry for any inconveniences
Ugh, worthless! I used to live in the Mid West as a child (loved it) but I don't think I want to go there to collect the prize! Hello Kitty shoelace ends? Can I exchange these for Hello Kitty tampons instead?
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I WON! I WON!
I'm so thrilled that I won the Hot for Teacher Male-In Sweepstakes!
But 6'3" and 145lb? Is this package fragile?
And will this package be shipped C.O.D. (cock on delivery)??
Can I take the prize as one lump sum DEPOSIT instead of installments spread out over several nights?
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We regretfully inform you that Canada is not recognized as a valid country by the sovereign government of Japan, and therefore you are not elligle for the "Hot For Teacher" Sweeptakes -- unless of course you change your place of residency to Mid West United States before or during the prize-touring timeframe. However, we would like to extend our apologies by offering a concilation gift: lifetime supply of plastic Hello Kitty shoelace ends, or a "Home Soybean Fermenting Kit". Thank you and sorry for any inconveniences
~Board of Education
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Ugh, worthless! I used to live in the Mid West as a child (loved it) but I don't think I want to go there to collect the prize! Hello Kitty shoelace ends? Can I exchange these for Hello Kitty tampons instead?
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