Comments | drawma_boy: Pa Speaks.

drawma_boy

Pa Speaks.

Aug 17, 2005 21:37

"Hey dad, whassup?" I chimed in at the onset of his gruff and surly "Hello?!" It was Sunday, the appointed time for our weekly check-in. He gave an unusually heavy sigh and growled, "Mommy and I aren't happy with you, big guy!" Slightly caught off guard and a bit panicky, I mentally listed the possibilities: forgot big sister's birthday, missed ( Read more... )

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yesdnil311 August 17 2005, 22:17:32 UTC

about the dead fish...and I know I'm like the third person at this point to comment on it, BUT SERIOUSLY that's hilarity in action. Wows.

drawma_boy August 18 2005, 12:48:20 UTC

quick! you HAVE TO gimme the buffy 101 study guide!! some of my new acquaintences are big fans of it (and alias) and i really don't wanna look like a loooooser!!!

yesdnil311 August 18 2005, 13:46:32 UTC

what is your email, and it will be done.

drawma_boy August 18 2005, 14:46:47 UTC

drawmaboy at hotmail/yahoo dot com

note: there ain't no underscore for the mail addy!!

the_lizzel August 17 2005, 23:59:16 UTC

did your dad really say those things?! hahaha! oh, cody. hilarious! hey, did you ever get an email from that brit? it'll give you a reason to come back to the taj and i cleaned my house all up purdy, so you have a place to crash whenever you want. = ]

drawma_boy August 18 2005, 12:50:53 UTC

yeah, THAT'S my dad! and yes, i did get an email..... sigh.... really he is such a good reason to come back for a lil' visit. but you and the gang are a MUCH better one! keep it clean, cause i just might take you up on the offer, miss thang!!

[puts up cigarette-smoke force field and instantaneously turns TOO COOL FO SCHOOL!]

louisinmichigan August 18 2005, 02:04:58 UTC

Excellent post. Thanks! Have a great time in Tokyo and please keep us updated on the dead things issue.

drawma_boy August 18 2005, 12:52:20 UTC

ugh. i really would much rather NOT keep you updated, so let's pray it doesn't happen again! but thanks for the comment and take care!!

zocalo August 18 2005, 05:40:43 UTC

LOL, please tell me your father so does NOT talk like that! Carrot pubes? Odorless fart? Tittie bars? Good and bad gay bars?

I had to laugh at the dead-possum move because I've heard this about Korean boys (yes very different breed, but nevertheless possums as Dame Edna would say). But that guy sounds so unattractive to begin with! Whatever happened to all the sluttin', flirtin', pride festival, boys galore in Tokyo? Or is this entire blog an exercise in imaginative fictition?!

(ps: according to your strict XZ requirements, I barely qualify!)

drawma_boy August 18 2005, 12:59:11 UTC

gawd, my rep is forever tainted with you!! OF COURSE it's aaaaaaaall real. except when it's not, it's OBVIOUS (like the time i described myself as a gold lame poncho wearing murder trial defendant in mid-break-up with antonio sobato, jr.).

and yes my father DOES say those things. and no, the guy WAS hot. and unfortunately, i was just so desperate and bleary eyed, i departed shinjuku with him on the 11:45 train -- long before fully partaking in the late-night sluttin' n' flirtin' :(

ps. oh, and as my story indicated, those criteria are negotiable under certain cirumstances.... you still gotta a chance, zocalo!!

zocalo August 18 2005, 17:21:27 UTC

Yes I do remember your gold lame poncho vividly but not the murder trial or antonio yakisobato! He's so HOT! I want to slurp him up like noodles!

If your father seriously talks like that then I can understand where your sense of humor comes from :)

As for criteria, I do fit both X and Z! Where's my application? Don't you have affirmative action for admitting Asian-Canadians?

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drawma_boy August 18 2005, 13:00:35 UTC

ahem, i do believe i've already expressed my feelings on this particular "missing you" issue...

[runs off, arms flailing, crying at the discotheque]