5 questions somebody ought to ask Jerramy Stevens. Read it, comment on it, Digg it, whatever you kids do these days.

I suppose part of getting older is seeing an ex-girlfriend's son's penis via ultrasound uploaded to Facebook.

I watched PRESIDENT OBAMA (still not getting over saying that) address Congress tonight and a few things came to mind. First, isn't it a shame Hillary worked so hard to get far in life yet wound up as a Secretary? Har de har har ( Read more... )

Courtesy of my Wine Page-A-Day calendar:

All love at first, like generous wine,
Ferments and frets until 't is fine.
-Samuel Butler

For Pittsburgh (booooo) I took a pound of kielbasa, cut it into 1/2-inch medallions, brought a can of beer to simmer in a skillet, then cooked the kielbasa 3 min. per side and served with a sauce consisting of a jar of chili sauce, 8 oz. crushed pineapple (drained), and 3/4 cup brown sugar ( Read more... )

Pork chops cooked in butter, topped with a fried egg, drizzled with white truffle oil.

So I've been getting my swole on at the gym for several weeks now. I'm back to my thrice-a-week formula for MUSCLE SUCCESS. It is balls-out hilarious how many newjacks are up in my shit a week after New Year's ( Read more... )

They rejected the request for Super Bowl credentials, but dammit they were just so polite about it, it's hard to take fault.

Dear Neil ( Read more... )

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Pools and unseasonable Florida weather do not mix. Cameo voice by me directing the dude holding the flashlight to "put it right on him" or whatever.