LINK: I'm nay in a mood, I'm nicotine deprived and maybe feeling slightly homocidal with risk of biting if you piss me off.

Our pride and joy at seven months. Best thing I did in my whole life.


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LINK: You havenae lived until you have flashed your willy at a stranger.

[22. Bonus #3. Word Association Game. There are 50 words under the cut. Have your muse put the first single word that comes to mind when they read each word on the list]

( Potayto-Potahto... )

You know the drink we took your husband out for to celebrate his return to work?

Aye, well, he might have maybe ended the night half naked and dancing on the bar to 'I Will Survive'. It's okay, though. He was still breathing during Riley's 2am nappy change.

And I dinne know what he did with his boxers, so dinnae ask.

Create a greeting card for a special moment in your life (or in the life of someone you'd like to send the card to) that Hallmark doesn't cover.

( Best day of my life... )

[Follows THIS and THIS]There was a nice park just a couple of blocks from The London bar, complete with a duck pond and a gazebo. It was a popular spot for outdoor weddings or just general escapes from hectic schedules in the popular university and hospital town. It was only a short walk from the bar and it was a gorgeous day outside, especially ( Read more... )

21.6.6. TEN brands/products promiment in your every day life

1. Pampers
2. Gibson guitar
3. Calvin Klein boxers
4. Diet Coke
5. HP Sauce
6. Johnson's baby powder
7. Charmin toilet paper
8. Red Bull
9. Glenfiddich Scotch whiskey
10. Levis

To the bunchDinnae book anything for Saturday 13th June. We're throwing Pat and Aiden a wedding reception. They dinnae know about it, so dinnae let on. And you all know what's coming: It's a Seventies theme, dress up is compulsory. I dinnae want to hear any ABBA moaning. You'll love it. We all have a little piece of John Travolta in us ( Read more... )

1. Ask me three questions you want to know the truth to.
2. I will pick two of them to answer.
3. One I will tell the truth about.
4. One I will lie about.
5. The last you will have to try and answer for me.
6. Post this in your journal so others can ask you.