office ethical questions ( Read more... )

from craigslist--a posting for a storage ottoman from ikea:

"this particular one is about three or four years old. it is a nice medium blue color, and you could put three or four cats in the storage area, if you were the sort of person who had that many cats they needed to store. currently, i have my sofa cover and the cribbage board in it."

i wonder how it was decided that a "snooze" would last exactly nine minutes--no more, no less ( Read more... )

i also hate chenille. hate it ( Read more... )

some might say that what i am about to write is another one of amy's so-called arbitrary hates, like three-point turns and sex and the city (but there's reason behind it all, trust me). anyways, girls, please listen carefully ( Read more... )

hi. it's amy. i just painted my nails a decidedly girly shade of pink. they're still drying, but typing is a safe activity ( Read more... )

"i'm not exactly sure what i should say
everything I do is a mistake."

um, hi. it's me ( Read more... )

i still think it should be wife-in-law.

that's right. a livejournal entry from work. don't judge me. we're locked out of sos (i know that means nothing to anyone) and dang schwarzenegger just doesn't seem to feel like signing any laws right now, so i've been organizing my desk for the past few days ( Read more... )