Is anyone else watching this inaugural ball thingamajig? GOD DAMN BUT THE OBAMAS ARE JUST THE CUTEST MOFOS IN THE NATION. They slow dance like a pair of high school freshmen. I can't take it. I just want to take them home with me and put them on a shelf.

Well, I've just turned a 38-page monstrosity.
For those of you who are still battling stalwartly through, have two minutes of pure innards-groping inspiration.

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My thesis proposal is DONE.

Now on to the 10-page sociopoetry final.

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( So here are all the adorable animal videos from my youtube favorites. )

Check out my totally baller jack-o-lantern. Or should I say EXTERMIN-O-LANTERN!


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When you are CAUTIOUS or RELUCTANT about doing something, you can be said to be WARY of it. You are probably not WEARY of it.

I, however, am weary of people constantly making this mistake. It doesn't even make sense! If you're not sure you want to do something, you can't already be sick of doing it!

BY THE WAY

For your daily dose of Halloween barfitude -


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Your results:
You are James T. Kirk (Captain)
James T. Kirk (Captain)
75%
Will Riker
70%
Uhura
65%
Jean-Luc Picard
65%
Deanna Troi
60%
Chekov
40%
Geordi LaForge
40%
Mr. Scott
30%
Spock
24%
Data
23%
Worf
20%
Beverly Crusher
15%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
10%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
5%
Mr. Sulu
0%

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Just because I'm curious and not at all because I'm planning a totally awesome halloween costume...

Does anyone know what this type of goggles is called? And if so, where can I find me a pair?


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Too Easy-- That Was Like Sandblasting a Soup Cracker
Ten-year-old tourist girl wearing pink Crocs: Smoking is bad for you!
Smoking queer: Crocs are for retarded kids who can't tie their own shoes.

--50th St & Broadway