"Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.

[dreadpiratesb]

"In Calculus, the point of diminishing marginal returns is the second derivative of the equation."
-Oracle RAC & Grid Tuning with Solid State Disk, pg. 18

I'm sorry, does not compute. The second derivative of a function is itself a function, not a point.

Dipshit.

Comments

[stanci]

*whimper* I think the only thing that actually made sense in that were phrases that in and of themselves don't mean much of anything.
I'm remembering something vaguely from CalcI about the points where f''(x) = 0, and that gives you... something. But apparently that wasn't applicable enough in even the fake real world that physics provides for it to really register :)

[emilhopper]

forget calculus--i think the matter at hand is that "real genius" is a great freakin movie

Why is that toy on your head?

[dreadpiratesb]

:does the happy dance:

Because if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes

[emilhopper]

And to think I was just explaining the importance of moral imperatives to someone last weekend.

[moosegrl42]

it all depends on how you define reality...