The Ugly Mushroomhead ( Read more... )

Greetings to all Hep cats, Squares, and Neo-Maxie-Zoom-Dweebies. First off, I'd like to appologize about using a Navy Commercial for a subject but Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, it seemed to work. Today, in 4 hours and 8 minutes the 2004 recipient of the "Worlds Greatest Homo", and I will be departing for Cornville, Maine ( Read more... )

Christ on a Cracker. I have since added several pages to my little story but as of yet have not added a plot. So much for rule 7. So, until my muse gets off it's drunk lazy ass and hits me with...whatever the fuck it is a muse hits you with, I am temporarily out of business. Well, let's try a shitty poem anyway. It helps if you read it in Tom Waits ( Read more... )

Went to the battle of the bands tonight. Mostly Dogshit but there were some groups that restored my faith in this generation, if only a little. Pedro finally shaved!!! It is weird. This is the first time I have seen him without a beard in 10 years. Well, to each his own. I hope everyone had a fun time in NY, and send you all a fond welcome home. ( Read more... )

Not a whole hell of a lot happened today. There were tile issues. Most of my friends (sic) are in NY for St. Patty's day, Leaving me to celebrate my (diluted) Irish ancestry (incestry?) by myself, by drinking a bottle of Chivas and updating this, which no one will read. At least I don't have to worry about copyright infringement. Another point of ( Read more... )

"Let's Rock!"-the midget from Twin Peaks ( Read more... )