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Not that, lunatic, nigga who you thought I was... Wait.. Yes I am.
Sometimes when I see quiet, extremely introverted meek-looking people I just want to fuckin assault them. I know, I know, I'm a jackass, people can be as quiet as they want blah blah... But damn, at least a good violent shake or something would really be satisfying. TALK! MOTHERFUCKER!!! AAAAHHHHhoui0u84395urj4o!!! -
I call drug dealer bullshit on Taco Bell!
Now that cheesy double beef burritos are 85 cents they seem conveinently lighter, FUCK YOU Taco Bell.
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Memo
In order to distuingish the non-jackasses from the retards, ignore anybody who uses the phrase "that's what she said." Instead, increase your usage of the "sounds like a personal problem" joke. We have to start filtering, or else every onboxious fat chick with a gay friend will think they're clever. -
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They definitely dont need an IM option on facebook. People IM you and your just like "uhhh...yeah, hi. i remember that class yeah. i also remember not giving you my aim name, this sucks."
In all honesty though, im the one people dont want random IMs from.
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I wish I had silly string around 24/7, so I could shoot people who I randomly get into disputes with. It's the perfect way to piss someone shitty off without like punching them or something crazy. You probably would feel like a jackass getting a face full of silly string after saying something smug.
