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Apr 05, 2006 00:53

today was my proudest moment. while working beverages at the ldc, i had the daunting task of refilling the chocolate milk. now, before you think that refilling beverages is an easy or enjoyable activity, consider the fact that the milk is contained in what are basically 10-gallon sacks. the task of the beverage filler is to lift these massive, ( Read more... )

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mash424 April 4 2006, 23:14:57 UTC

Before you start whining like a big baby, remember that I have this job not once, but TWICE A WEEK. That's 4 hours a week of refilling milk. This ginormous mess has yet to happen to me. Oh those bags of milk are SO SO HEAVY. Why don't you just be a man and get a pair? I can lift those 5 GALLON bags like nobody's business. Crybaby. Structural defect? How about MAN DEFECT?! Yeah, I said it!

don't worry, chocolate milk will come to love you again.

dreamgasm April 5 2006, 08:26:27 UTC

i'm a MAN, goddammit

ilikepotatoes April 5 2006, 12:17:41 UTC

it's okay james. it's a good story at least. and i saw it...there were probably closer to 75 people eating.

sciutoalex April 5 2006, 14:35:49 UTC

You know what would suck even more? If the milk were sour. Sour chocolate milk would be Disgusting with a capital D.

dreamgasm April 5 2006, 22:11:28 UTC

it would be even more Disgusting if instead of milk, they had the slime found on mid-1990s nickelodeon. also, it would be hilarious.

TOTALLY SLIMED

bigredcowbell April 6 2006, 10:07:27 UTC

Totally slimed...

Disneyworld? Sophomore year? Tyler Waldman?

MEMORIES LOLZ