was never meant to continue past August, primarily because its name is Big Red Cowbell, a meaningless phrase that tries to place some kind of pride in Cornell. At the very least, I should have a brand new Livejournal. With a real title ( Read more... )

The label of my bottle of Vitamin-C Tablets reads:

WARNING: Pregnant or lactating women, persons under the age of 18 and anyone taking prescription medications should consult a doctor before using any product.

It made me think (and not for the first time): I'm glad to be a man.

that tonight I went dancing in a skirt and a tank top, at the annual Crossdressing Dance. Everyone was awkward, and everyone was laughing madly. Now I'm in here in my room wearing makeup, and nothing has ever felt righter.

These people are kind.

Goodnight.

While reading a book at work today I kept hearing giggles, giggles that punctuated my Carson McCullers story. A teenaged kid with pizza acne and wispy hair was reading a romance novel. He laughed at every page. He couldn't believe that people would do such things.

That is all.

According to NoScruf, only 3% of women say that stubble is their preferred look on a guy; 80% of women prefer a clean-shaven face when getting close, and the vast majority of both men and women agrees that women hate the way stubble feels.
-Quote from the former article

I have in the past year restrained myself as much as possible from ranting in ( Read more... )

Dear Joseph Lieberman, Senator of Connecticut:

Fuck off.

Sincerely,
A Concerned Citizen and Future Resident of Connecticut

...which means that instead of granting you all the courtesy of a decently constructed anecdote, I'm going to copy the convo I had with Alex.

anointedyogurt (10:50:50 PM): earlier today i was friended by Lisa Sussman, who goes to Wesleyan,w ith this message
anointedyogurt (10:51:36 PM): "Dumbarton=not such good times, but wesleyan is fucking sweet. ( Read more... )

NOVELS TO READ (CONTEMPORARY ( Read more... )

LOCATION: First Methodist in Rodgers Forge, close to the Charles intersection ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamed a little man with thinning hair and wrinkles granted me two wishes I could make. I walked out of Stebbins Anderson a new man, both a) the world's most powerful wizard and b) the world's greatest key-tar player ( Read more... )