how to be a wallflower:

1) make sure you wear inconspicuous clothing. (i.e. darker shades and hues, hoodies, white t-shirts with no printing, your favorite pair of jeans)

2) at parties, stand in the corners, on the edges of sofas, on the outskirts of conversation circles, or in front of the television. but remember to be nice and smile. because if ( Read more... )

honestly?
i've felt worse.
but this is fucking bullshit.
how can someone hate me so much?
i mean, seriously. what in the fucking world did i do to warrant such actions against me?
first she lets me sleep over and kiss and fool around (when she knew very well that i liked her very much), only to tell me she's not willing to commit, then she goes and ( Read more... )

wow. finally watching an episode of "the shield" and i'm actually digging it.
at any rate, here are some pics:

look closely. you'll find the (not so) hidden message.


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want to hear something that's sad and shallow?

i can't stand it when i know that someone doesn't like me. it really kills me a little on the inside.

sounds pathetic, but sometimes i can't help myself.

do any of you have any sad, shallow traits you'd like to share?

i've decided to change all of this negativity and pathetic turn of events into something positive, for once.

i'm going to make a guide, telling anyone who wants to know--

"HOW TO NOT GET THE GIRL".
now, i realize that most people would find a guide like this fallow and useless, but maybe those of you who would deviate and do the exact opposite might ( Read more... )

you know, i've made an awful amount of sad, somber posts lately, all about a girl who will never like me.

for those of you who had to read them (although i know no one is required to do such a thing), i apologize.

BUT I ALSO HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU!!

PRESENTING:

THE BEST FIGHT SCENE--
EVER!!!!!
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id' like to save someone.

be a superhero.

(scene opens with ever sitting out on the roof of his apartment, staring into the night skyline of the city, bottle of beer in hand. he takes a sip from the bottle, realizes it's empty, frowns; reaches down and grabs another from the six-pack near his feet. after struggling to get the cap off, he takes a sip and sighs heavily.)

ever: (mumbles to ( Read more... )

turtleneck cover me/ don't let anybody see/ everything i've come to be/ since she had her way with me

i'm being awfully dramatic about things, but can't seem to help it.  so-- where do i start?
my heart is hasty and- to a certain extent- downright idiotic.
how in the world am i supposed to win her over?
i know (yes, i know, i know) that i should ( Read more... )

and so, there he stood, his heart full of vengence, holding a six-pack of hoegaarden and a grudge against the world.

when his fury arrives, it would be in your best interest to steer clear.
unless you promise to share a drink with him.

where is your fury?

i've been thoroughly disappointed with the lack of charm of which i possess between my lips and ( Read more... )