i want your body.

oh yeah.

i'm so bored. yet again.
i need a date so i can take her to via tribunali.
i've been meaning to try the pizza there for a while.

are you listening? what? no you're not! you were looking at your cell phone! no, it wasn't ringing. ass.

no! don't! don't you dare throw that--
AUGH!! my eye!!

i drank so fucking much friday night/morning.
first off, i went to
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i think i've found my new wife.

she is an internet celebrity whose online monkier is "dodolook". she's the cutest thing you've ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiiHfsGer1k&search=dodolook

i don't know a thing about her other than the fact that i wish to ( Read more... )

i found this piece of poetry while trying to clean up my computer. whether i wrote it or not, i can't remember (i tend to write poetry sporadically and ambiguously), but i like it. and if i didn't write it, i'm kind of creeped out by the fact it was tucked away in my computer.

edit: yeah, i'm pretty sure i wrote it. way back in january of last year ( Read more... )

here i am, making a post in response to jon's mention of me not having "lj'ed" in a while.

my initial plan for cinco de mayo is to go to a really ritzy, posh club and fuck up everybody's plans there.
seems malicious, but that's just what i am.

i'm going to walk up to the HOTTEST, sexiest bitch in that club and use the entire "anchorman" line on her. ( Read more... )

we've all known now that we're not too far
from being just who we want to be
but we keep dragging our feet when we get close
because sometimes what you want
isn't what they want
start making excuses and tell yourself that things will be ok
yes, things will be just fine.

these past few days have been filled with sunshine and smiles.
girls from all corners ( Read more... )

i told myself tonight:

"you don't deserve to be with anyone nice."

i mulled it over, i tried to come up with an excuse or some sort of counterpoint.

but it was mostly useless.

i'm awfully lonely these days.
oh, how i long to fill this empty apartment with the sounds of love. the twisting of sheets. the clamoring of heated bodies. whispers, sighs, moans ( Read more... )

i am the burning sensation when you go to take a piss.

coughing makes my lungs hurt.

i just found my new favourite show on vh1.

it's called, "can't find a date".
and it's awesome.

and if we wake up tomorrow together, we'll know that we didn't die tonight.