LOL livejournal. I haven't updated this in two years ( Read more... )

A New Zealand couple is looking to call their newborn son Superman -- but only because their chosen name of 4Real has been rejected by the government registry ( Read more... )

I think it's really funny that I, of all people, got *this close* to getting a DUI tonight. cheers. *L*A*B*A*T*Y*D*.

european boys > american boys

so I was scanning groceries at Kroger yesterday, and I scanned a tub of butter. i looked up and I started dying of laughter because it was "Land O' Lakes Butter" but on the screen it showed up as "LOL BUTTER" and i just couldn't handle it. the customer was some old lady who couldn't keep her lipstick inside the lines, so I didn't even try to ( Read more... )

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ( Read more... )

Why the fuck can my sister get away with going up to our cottage at 16 with a bunch of friends unsupervised and getting drunk, without my parents suspecting anything, and then I stay out one hour later than I usually do, go to hanna's house to sleep, and y father says that "If I do that again I have to move out." WHAT THE FUCK. I told them EXACTLY ( Read more... )

disclaimer: I am completely aware of the fact that I don't know how to date people, and that I am a giant 7th grader on the inside, you don't need to tell me ( Read more... )

so I've been feeling better than i've felt in a long time, but I'm wondering if it's just because I like someone new. I'm really terrified of getting caught up in that feeling all over again only to be disappointed. I'm so sick of that happening, and lately it hasn't really been my fault. I just want things to work out, just once. I'm going to go ( Read more... )

I graduated. I am a giant clusterfuck of emotion right now. cheers.