like, seriously, holy shit. johnny damon? you can't count out the son of god. david ortiz? write-in candidate for president of the united states. derek lowe? sexiest guy i know over 6'6". pedro martinez? best jheri curl this side of the "good times".

man, world series. totally awesome. wow.

there's so much shit going on right now, and i don't even have anything intelligible to say. it's, like, every time i sit down at the damn computer, i get fart of the brain and only big stinky farts come out of my fingers. so here's the beginning of a short story that i just thought of whilst i was in the shower. we'll see how far i get before i ( Read more... )

i just wrote this. it could be a song someday, if i had a band that had discernable lyrics. or something ( Read more... )

alright, so the kickoff of DRUKKAKE's first final reunion arena rock tour went off without a hitch. we gave away a ton of demos, and the people we brought loved us. there were even some people there who we didn't bring that still liked us!! john yelled at people in the crowd a whole bunch, literally. i think he made our friend kim poop in her pants ( Read more... )

thanks for all the birthday love. makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. coming home in 4 days. moving back here in about 2 weeks for the whole summer.

DRUKKAKE show in a few days. bitches!

check out my ego!!!!

just to follow up on lou's idea of a republican political punk rock/hardcore band. this could be the single greatest (well, second-greatest, behind, naturally, DRUKKAKE) thing i've been involved with. the project is as-yet unnamed. we'll be using the same tactic as billionaires for bush. plus, this will be hella funny. here is a list of song titles ( Read more... )

ok, just so you know.

DRUKKAKE AND THE FACIALS

MAY 6TH

UMASS LOWELL

talk to cory or john for more info. i just play drums, i get no input or information. just like all my other bands. except the ones i started, and you don't hear anything about them, now do you ( Read more... )

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i need to show off my new icon again. it fucking rocks. you know why? because it contains two elements that, by themselves, rock. together, the fucking rock.

translation: the dale+drukkake and the facials=metal fingers all around.

ok, so i can't wait to go to maine again this summer. why? see my brand new livejournal icon. if you were there, or saw the rest of the pictures, you know why.

jasper makes excellent points. he is my existential hero ( Read more... )