all i wanna know is...who's comin with me?

Zombie Master
You scored 86% health, 84% psychology, 66% survival, and 72% organization.

You are the bane of undead everywhere. Please e-mail me. I want you around when the comet comes. Estimated Survival Time: Indefinite


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please notice that i only update when it involves self-aggrandizement ( Read more... )

I haven't updated anything for a long time except myspace, which is lame, and I apologize. But here I have a column that I just completed for my school newspaper, so this will have to do. Because I said so, fuckers ( Read more... )

it was a cold morning, deep in the wee hours, when the epic arena rock band DRUKKAKE AND THE FACIALS recorded epic arena rock songs for the second time. seven hours after they entered the studio, they emerged with basic tracks for seven new songs, each light years better than the material on the seminal drukkake release "samuel l. bronkowitz ( Read more... )

"Naturally, the common people don't want war ... Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism ( Read more... )

dear jesus ( Read more... )

ok, so my computer bit the dust. so i come crawling back to my old friend livejournal since i can't really update my site. fucking computers. lou has viral meningitis (it's the less-bad meningitis), but he's in the hospital. not cool. get better, lou. all those times i called you gay and said you liked guys and everything? there will be more of ( Read more... )

ok, just wanted to show off a couple things.

1) my kickass new icon. (the stache will be making its return soon!)

2) my new site layout!

so, once again, i prove how much i'm better than john.

You scored as Buddhist.

Anarchist
65%
Jewish
65%
Buddhist
65%
Cult
60%
Catholic
45%
Christian
30%
Religion
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interesting, no?

you work so long on something, and it all falls apart right before your eyes. when you can't eat or sleep or think about anything else for more than three minutes, you know that it's pretty shitty ( Read more... )