An ode to sydney drivers (sung to the tune of "these are a few of my favourite things")
Dickheads driving trucks,
and fuckwits in busses.
So i'm in the wrong lane,
theres no need for fusses.
You can suck my nuts,
if you beep your horn.
Shouldn't you be at home watching gay porn?Wow, I'd forgotten how truly trashy i could be. Kiwi fruit vodka, a $
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