I take minor consolation in the fact that the bozos who took my job are failing horribly at it.

Because of my layoff I no longer have a fantasy football league. Does anyone have a league with an open spot or is interested in starting one? Please let me know ( Read more... )

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I want Left 4 Dead 2 out now. If nothing else for the Arrested Development reference.

"Are you really going to shoot a guy in a $3,000 suit? Come on!I'm also keen on the uncommon-common infected, which are really needed to step up the non playable zombies. The addition of the charger (special infected that looks like he's halfway to becoming a ( Read more... )

Sam Raimi set to direct a movie based on warcraft.

My reaction: Why in the fuck would you make a warcraft movie?

Fark.com poster: I'd pay 10 bucks to see Bruce Campbell scream Leeroy Jenkins.

My reaction: Ah, that's why. You win again, Hollywood.

I think I might have been a religious man if bad things would happen to bad people. Occasionally. Once in a goddamn while. But it never seems to happen.

Here's an interesting meme going around: someone gives you five words, and you write a post about what the words mean to you. Ask me for words, and I shall bestow them upon ye.

My words came from ensign_amazingChain: The only things I could think of are chain smoking and chain lightning. Neither are particularly interesting aside from being deadly. I'd like to ( Read more... )

I may have applied
for a job in Florida
or Columbia.

Looked for jobs online
then watched V for Vendetta.
Omnipresent dog.

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