there are so many fucking good shows coming up i can't even believe it. !!!, animal collective, devendra banhart, new pornographers, snoop dogg.

what can i say? it's tucson, when it rains it fucking rains. it's a sexual monsoon, baby, yeah.

that guy was hot, i just wish he was a little rougher.

god damn that was a long fucking three months.

i hate attractive people. it's really not their fault that i'm neurotic and full of self-doubt, but that's just how the world works. they make me uncomfortable.

so basically, if you're reading this, i probably think you're ugly and love you all the more for it.

is it wrong to hang out with someone just because they have a twelve inch dick ( Read more... )

i need some of those friend things. i got some at target the other day, but they were cheap and fell apart after a couple days.

"Luging is the polar fucking opposite of eating a chip."

I would like to briefly recognize what a perfect human being andrew ryder is before all of you, the masses that make up the undulating electronic infinity.

there you go man, now everyone knows it.

it's sad when those around you fail to realize what a flawless representation of humanity's perfection you are. yeah, it's tough being me.

i hate everyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyone ( Read more... )

i got a plant today and i named him frank. he has a lot of little tentaclelicious bits on him and he's my friend.