CRACK

Feb 14, 2009 22:10

More Corpirate crack-fics I've dredged up, because it's been ages and I keep meaning to post these. Random few, in no order.

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hosio February 15 2009, 00:01:01 UTC
MARCO: Kind of turned-on, actually.

i was drinking a juice and when i read that i snorted trying to suppress a laugh - kiwi juice does not taste good in the nose.

but still - i fucking love your crack stories.

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driftingforward February 15 2009, 11:58:54 UTC
You'd be surprised how few things taste good up one's nose. If you'd like something that DOES, I recommend pliers. They're delicious when inserted nasally!

I don't know why you think this is crack, though. This is taken straight from a canon chapter. TRUTH.

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hosio February 15 2009, 12:57:28 UTC
pliers. like in metal tools pinching you till it makes you squeal? hm. yeah that could be tasty <3

sorry for being so ignorant and not noticing such obvious truth. i feel ashamed and am ready to commit suicide - at your command.

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driftingforward February 15 2009, 13:32:52 UTC
They have a lovely texture as well. Just make sure they're warm.

Are you ready to kill yourself? 3 - 2 - 1 - GO!

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sventastic February 15 2009, 00:14:24 UTC
-COUGH CHOKE SPLUTTER-

Please stop making me try and suppress laughter while I'm sick xD

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driftingforward February 15 2009, 11:57:09 UTC
You have discovered my cunning plan. Curses! Foiled again!

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sventastic February 15 2009, 21:41:33 UTC
You did it again, regardless x'D

-cough-

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driftingforward February 15 2009, 21:44:38 UTC
If you'd just give up unnecessary things like eating and breathing, you wouldn't have a problem. Duh.

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