I hate blocking some of the varsity linemen.  They cheat so much.  Either holding, punching you in the stomach while blocking, or applying pressure points.  And the coaches can't see it either.  No wonder they lose so much.  They can't play the game right.

The end.

(Germany took third)

What happened to summer being the time where you could relax and have fun without all the stupid stuff that happens during school?

Haha I thought this was funny:

Me: Man, it seems like I keep seeing a lot of Asian people in this golf tournament.
Dad: She's not Asian is she?
Me: With a name with Wei? 
Mom: What do you think she is then?
Dad: Isn't she Chinese?
Me: ...wtf...

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I just about died when I saw this: Attention parents and students of 8th grade band members"
To avoid ALL athletic conflicts, the marching band rehearsals are scheduled for Monday, July 31 through Friday, August 4 10:00a.m until 8:00p.m. daily. Please mark your calendar accordingly.

10 AM TO 8 PM DAILY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Schools over big deal...I'm gonna be there pretty much everyday this summer anyways.

We hurrah, hurrah, we greet you now. Hail!

"I've never seen such a thing.  It's such a bright light but it doesn't hurt the eyes, and it has this auroa that gives off a warm feeling.  He must have assended."