I am alive. Bad sorts of things keep coming, but I'm blessed enough to have the good outweight the bad. By far! I am with an amazing man. I have an amazing son. My sense of humor keeps life funny. My friends are neat. Music feeds my soul. Fuck you, bad things! I win.

gosh. Well, I haven't much of a clue who is my "friend" on here anymore or who even looks at this thing. But I am going to tell a story. It's the super abridged version but I think it will get the point across ( Read more... )

As Jonas would say, "I'm happy!"

but a girl saw me transferring some info from one phone to another and said "You leave me bigger tip! You have two phone. You baller." She is asian. Doh. I'm not baller. :(

hahahahaha.

So, I'll just start off by writing that I am getting a divorce. I hope my ex will remain friends with me and continue to be an excellent dad. *fingers crossed ( Read more... )

when everything is going well. Right? Boring. Right? Well that's what I'm going to stick with. That theory ( Read more... )

that anyone actually reads these things anymore or that people even post. However, today I do not care. I'm crazy like that. All throwing caution to the wind and whatnot. I hope you sense sarcasm in there somewhere ( Read more... )

I doubt anyone who reads this will know the answers to my problems so I'm just writing this to nobody. Putting it out into the ether, hoping the universe will guide me somehow. I'm suddenly having a problem balancing melissas. There is the old melissa, the new melissa, the pregnant melissa, and the melissa of christmas past. Seriously though. ( Read more... )

Jonas is awesome and we love him to death. He was getting sick a lot for a while there but then we discovered that, wow, he's vegan! haha He's lactose intolerant. So, now he's on a special formula and doing so much better. And I swear that he talked the other day. I know that's probably impossible but it sounded like he exclaimed "UH OH!" and ( Read more... )

Well I'm still waiting on this ginormous baby. He's already past the 8lb mark and he's beating the hell out of me. :) The doctor told me to have lots of sex. Why didn't I ever go to medical school ( Read more... )