whatever happened to predictability? the milkman, the paperboy, and eeminemeetee?
isn't that what he says?

i feel like aids.

gimme some gas money, world. that's all i ask.

i met an 80 year old version of me at a dog park today. you'd think that meeting your future self would be hilarious and exciting but really its just kinda boring and kinda sad ( Read more... )

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what is wrong with me in that i can only truly bare my soul for a faceless shape shifting possibly imaginary internet entity ( Read more... )

listening to abba in bed with my headphones ( Read more... )

A sausage is a thing of encased meat. Sausage is also a word in the English language. I don't know a lot about sausages but I know that there are many types of different origins. In Germany there is a type of sausage called a Bratwurst. Bratwursts have somewhat of a gray coloring, which, in my opinion, is not very appealing. Chinese people ( Read more... )

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barely getting used to being at home ( Read more... )

i think i have the flu or maybe my brain wants me to believe this so i can stay wrapped up in a blanket and watch videos on my laptop all day and night, occasionally stopping to stare at the wall or eat ( Read more... )

when did my parents become so old ( Read more... )