I am available by phone.

Right, I just received this letter:

Dear Sir,

I am acting as attorney for the estate of the late James Hendrix. It has come to our attention that your company Slow Night at Citrus Trading inc. is marketing a number of products using the trademarked name of the late Mr Hendrix, specifically ( Read more... )

I'm overwhelmed by everybody's helpful advice. I'm sure you'll all be glad to hear that I gave up hitting it with a stick when I got bored (which was unfortunately not before I managed to cover my hands with cuts and bruises), and just left it to it. 18 fucking hours it took

Now i'm off to dip my sore sore fingers in a nice soothing cup of tea.

Cheap flights ( Read more... )

So I managed to get 3 hours sleep before I got woken up by the phone - very confusing, there was I dreaming about removing the big cog from the clipper attachment on my electric razor (thus causing it to collapse for some reason and crush the nasty fairground the little people had set up in it), when suddenly there was a loud ringing noise. Anyway ( Read more... )

Woohoo. Finished, handed in. Code needs copying somewhere, and I have to do a little presentation next week sometime,but otherwise that's it. which is just as well - ;n dead on my feet, and in fact have had to type this entire entry with my eyes closed.... zzzz

Opium later, maybe...

Fuck. The alcohol's pretty much cleared my system, and the bit where I realise I can't remember a lot of the night kicked in. I am, as ever, convinced that I did something terrible like sold my sister on ebay or left an elephant in a laundrette somewhere ( Read more... )

Copenhagen or Berlin is £45-60 from Newcastle
Stockholm is £120 from Edinburgh
Oslo is £180 from Edinburgh, and besides, it smells funny.

I *am* aware that Berlin is not in Scandinavia.

Strange day. I've got very little done, which is annoying but fuckit, I could hand the fucker in tomorrow and pass. and indeed that's broadly what I intend to do. And now Dave's on TV, which is just super. Off out in a bit to see a show. which is good.

In other news, Nightmares are caused by too much cheese before bed.

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It's ( Read more... )

(feel everything will be alright)

I've just hoovered my room for the first time this year. It's not interesting, but it's true.