No hangover. Not a fucking sausage. I feel fantastic! brilliant! inspired! Am I going to waste this productive and bright mood on my woeful masters project? am I fuck as like! Nope, I'm off to the supermarket to buy the contents of history's biggest breakfast. Afterwards I may stay in the kitchen and cook the epoch's finest curry, and follow it up ( Read more... )

It's been one of those days. I've been pissing round installing dodgy software for fucking hours, and then talking to my dad (he's thinking about getting a livejournal - that's retired folk for you). All the tech nonsense then ended up stuck on my mind for the rest of the evening (Mozilla Firefox 0.9 is a difficult release for anyone that's ( Read more... )

Reading through lex3000's list of English penalty shoot-outs. Christ. I'd forgotten that it was still West Germany in 1990. Actually I'd forgotten it was ever West Germany even though I've been there, and still have my old British Visitors Passport that lets you go to West Germany and "West Berlin by Air". That phrase really made me want to go and see ( Read more... )

So england went out on penalties, as is their wont. Any chance now that everyone can shut up about international sport and we can get on with the important things in life, like Neighbours and Doctors (I assume that little Timmy's out of wimbledon by now, so that should be irrelevant too ( Read more... )

I've stood by and watched as people have developed the ROFLcopter, LOLlerskates and the like, but really, the LOLocaust is going a little far. I almost choked laughing....

ASL?

The webpage I wrote to scoop up that comment information and show it on demand works like a dream. Unfortunately it only works for my comments, and as I can't be bothered to blow bloody great holes in my firewall, you can't see it (unless you are on my network, and if you are on my network that means you are that idiot Dave. And if you are that ( Read more... )

Firday Night Gunfight. Ruled 10/10 ( Read more... )

( that purdy little lj comment numbers thing )

I left my bag in the cloakroom at Citrus, so a big fucking clap for me! *slaps self ( Read more... )

Right, long weekend + short time = gargled update

Went to london. Was cool. drank with brother - who was on amusing form. ate in chinatown I love chinese - feed me crispy duck. *thinks about it* Buy me crispy duck - i will feed it to myself. I am not an animal ( Read more... )