Huntington Woods fireworks are sweet ( Read more... )

Now that everyone (except for me) has a myspace, I'm surprised anyone ever posts on here anymore. Even my math teacher has a myspace. That's just creepy ( Read more... )

So the first quarter has been less than fun, but atleast here's what I learned ( Read more... )

I have Amann ( Read more... )

"Sorry for the inconvenience" God's final message to his creation in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Chappelle's Show

Lawyer: "Don't you think there could be a small possibility that O.J. was guilty?"

Dave: "My blackness would not permit me to make a statement like that."

The school year hasn't been over long, and already I miss some aspects of school ( Read more... )

School's out, and all I can say is ( Read more... )

Sam: I was actually born in 1947.

Me: No kidding?

Sam: Yeah

Me: You look really young for your age, what's your secret?

Sam: I had sex with a man...

and I need to do something.

anything