A homesick Scouser is a Scouser that cant see the Liver Bird when he wants to......to see the rats with wings (Pigeons) at the Pier head, who can't go to the Quiggins and watch all the nubile Goth Girls on a Saturday afternoon, taking a pint in the Swan right after. A person who cant sit on the back of an 82c bus to town and watch the bag-heads ( Read more... )

Clearly, the written word has appeared but sparsely since I carved out this little niche for myself on the Web about three years ago. The reason for this dearth of verbiage escapes me. Perhaps I’ve been uninspired. Maybe I’ve nothing of note to contribute. Then again, I could just be lazy (or more prone to perusing websites of unimaginable ( Read more... )

We often talk about the number thirteen and how unlucky it is, but did you realise that the number above thirteen , the ubiquitous FOURTEEN is as special ( Read more... )

Speaking of Religion...were we? Anhose, Sitting in Pantera, the coffee shop for all Metallers. listening to a couple of 'ruperts' talking. One, late forties, teeth like a Kentucky Derby Winner, one young, 20's - leisure suit...and all the older "Rupert" is going on about is 'reading the scriptures'. Then I see it. On the table was a Bible.Not just ( Read more... )

I was thinking today about eco-friendly patents. Having done EXTENSIVE research on the mating patterns and rituals of Marmoset* apes, I realise there is a glut (plethora, abundance...whatever) of these in their native land of erm....marmoset land!!!. Therefore I came up with the idea of .....Marmoset Fur Slippers. Make the slippers as usual ( ( Read more... )

There is a small town in Pennsylvania called Ashland where Route 61's northbound traffic is temporarily branched onto a short detour. Exactly what the detour is circumventing is not immediately clear to travelers, however few passers-by pay it any mind… a detour is nothing unusual. But anyone who ignores the detour and ventures along the original ( Read more... )

I'm having a problem at the moment with gas prices. Not that they're considerably high or low at the moment - its just that the cost of living is not rising in comparison. Where gas prices are rising quite quickly, pay rises are NOT. Therefore to make a round trip from home to work and back again costs some people $20 a day or more (depending on ( Read more... )

Jillian had a urinary tract infection... again.

That sentence appeared in my head a few days ago, just as you see it above. I have no idea what it means, other than the obvious, and I don't know anyone named Jillian. Regardless, I thought it'd be interesting to begin a sentence with it and just see where it goes.

Jillian had a urinary tract infection ( Read more... )