I have researched into the archives of Decepticon Design Improvment Scientific Research: DISR and discovered some rather strange things. Yesssss, there is a whole lot about that obnoxious Sunstorm in here, but that is not what I came to find. Apparently there is some highly classified developments that where going on in secrecy AGAINST the sub- ( Read more... )

I've been away on some personal missions for quite some time. I have found this nice little planetiod that sports some strange primitive humaniod residents on it. They are much more primitive than Earthlings. I swooped in from the skies and scared them all. Heh - I even fired my guns at some of them. It's amusing to watch them run in shear ( Read more... )

You try hard to fit in with the guys and still, there remians this biased against the feminine body design amoungst us Transformers. We "female" TFs are rather rare, ever since we almost became extinct. I know it was at the hands of my fellow Decepticons. Yet, I am one of them. There must be some reason Primus put me here? Who knows ( Read more... )

Being a Jet fighter, I am sectioned with the Seeker group of fellow Decepticon fighters. My new crewmates are Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Sunstorm and those coneheaded ones Dirge, Ramjet and Thrust. The coneheads (as the other guys call them) are very annoying, low intelect and always drooling and oogling me when I'm walking by.

As far as ( Read more... )

So, this is how the humans communicate with each other.  Silly little flesh creatures.  We have similar modes on Cybertron but we don't use them for such nonsense such as this!  I must investigate these flesh creatures further.  I do not know as much about them as most of my commrades do.

Anyway - I am Darkhawk.  Yes, I am fresh off of the ( Read more... )