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[drogobaggins]

I am possibly rethinking this quest business.

Yes, evil Frodo is technically my son and I should help him after the whole drowning and buggering off incident, but visiting all these lakes is playing havoc with my perfectly arranged hair. I think I am beginning to detect some frizz setting in.

Hmm.

Who's that over there in the hooded cloak?

Comments

[galadrielxiii]

Hello small thing with poofy hair! :D:D:D

This is exciting isn't it! Your hair really is very poofy! :D:D:D

Mysterious robed figure? I was recruited by one of those!!! :D Would you like a placenta cookie?

:D

[drogobaggins]

...

Eru help me

Placenta cookies? Um. No.

[galadrielxiii]

:D:D Are you sure? They really are very tasty! :D

The nice fellow in the mysterious robes liked them!

[drogobaggins]

...

Fellow in mysterious robes?

I was supposed to meet one of those, about a cure for a weird freak of un-nature that's supposedly my son.

He turned into a stone statue.

*clears throat*

[melanyebaggins]

Uhhm, hello Mr. Drogo, sir...Uhhhm...

http://www.geocities.com/setika/Ancalime/

It appears as if you've had a daughter with an elf maid a while back...would you care to comment on this...dad? *snickers and runs off*

[drogobaggins]

...

I HAVE NO DAUGHTERS. Except Frodo

[melanyebaggins]

*raises eyebrow* that you know of....*giggle*

[drogobaggins]

I HAVE NO DAUGHTERS.

Much like the Frodo that bandys around with that halfwit stinking Gamgee is NO SON OF MINE.