On my lunch break, I noted two peculiarities about my brain.

On the way to Jimmy John's, I noticed my ever-present echolalia. The wind was blowing like a motherfucker. A guy who was walking in a group of guys that I think might have included the director of my agency almost lost his cap to the wind when I thought fast and snatched it up before it ( Read more... )

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When Facebook suggests "People You May Know" to add as friends, it's a little like the stereotypical comedy situation where the mother-in-law is trying to get her new son-in-law to talk to his father-in-law after Thanksgiving dinner, ineffectually coaxing him with a saccharine "You both like baseball..." He hesitates only to be shoved into the ( Read more... )

Hungry? Grab a sandwich.

*Removes a Snickers bar wrapper from a candy-bar-sized, candy-bar-shaped BLT*

I've been writing a crapload of JavaScript lately. Most of it has been for work, which is upsetting for a few reasons I won't go into. Using some of the same ideas, I wrote a simple thing recently: a counter for my fianceé (June 1 is not our date but our estimated moving day ( Read more... )

This whole commercial is silly, but pay particular attention to Mr. Self-Assured around 0:55. It makes me want to laugh louder than I really can at work.

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