So, guess what I managed to catch! If you were to say "pneumonia", I would be like, "WTF?" And yet you would still be right ( Read more... )

There's a Marsh commercial that airs on the radio which closes on a line that resembles "So when comparing Marsh's produce department to other produce departments, it's like comparing apples and oranges." The wordplay entirely falls apart for me because the analogy is broken. It would be like comparing apples and oranges to compare Marsh's produce ( Read more... )

I've been snowed in from work for two days now, but still working thanks to the magic of the internets. Being told to do stuff I don't quite feel like doing over the phone might be worse than in person ( Read more... )

Thought of the Moment: MENSA can suck my dick.