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Hot nasty squirrel sex
So my mom comes in to work the other day and gives the following report. She was in the living room and noticed that there was a squirrel on the window ledge. then she looked over and saw that there was another one hanging from the screen. The first one suddenly jumped up and started "Humping"(moms own words) the one hanging from the screen. when ( Read more... ) -
Book em Danno, murder one.
I had an epiphany on the way home tonight. The Ventures were playing the Hawaii Five-O theme. And it occured to me that CSI miami's David Caruoso is channeling Jack Lord. I never noticed befor but the catch phrases, the overacting that makes even Shatner whince, the hairdo its all there. kinda makes you think doesn't it? (ok well maybe not but its ( Read more... ) -
R.I.P. Mark "the Bird" Fydrich
He was just a simple man who made people laugh with his peculiar pitching style. He didn't last long in the majors, but he was happy to have made enough to buy his farm. He will be missed here, far away from his home. So long Bird. -
Boo ya!!
In the interest of fairness and equal time I must say Bravo!!! to the Navy for affecting the rescue of that Maersk lines captain from Somali pirates.A long standing tradition of the U.S. navy of kickin' pirate ass is upheld. Dr McNinja would be proud. -
Semper Paratus
One of the things most folks don't know about me is that i tried real hard in the early 90's to get into the Coast Guard. It was the earliest emergence of that pathological desire to help folks that being a Paramedic ultimately cured forever. In spite of the fact I never got in, the USCG has a special place in my heart. This image reinforces that ( Read more... ) -
OMG best family guy evar!!!
Last night's family guy was the funniest i've seen in a very long time. The Meg story was iffy but the Stewie supporting story with the cast of TNG was hilarious. It was worth it just to here Micheal Dorn say "I have to go to the bathroom." Of course the Bar for comedy is set kind of low after watching a marathon 12 heart wrenchingly painful ( Read more... ) -
The saga continues
I thought when Luna came home that the drama was concluded. When I got home yesterday I found I was wrong. After I retrieved my messages I started for the bedroom I discovered that there was visitor. A calico bullet flew at me from around the corner. The intruder disappeared into the front of the house ( Read more... ) -
Cat who walks through walls
So Luna disappeared last friday. she was missing from them until this afternoon. I spotted her in the park and tried to catch her and she ran away. When I got home this afternoon she was sitting on the bed like nothing happened ( Read more... ) -
Holiday summarizing
Proust in his first book wrote about, wrote about ( Read more... ) -
kruschev gives Kelsey Grammer a sponge bath
So i was half watching an episode of "Fraiser" and when i looked up his girlfriend had turned into Bob Hoskins. I thought WTF why did fraiser's girlfriend turn into Kruschev?? (for my money His best recent work was in "Enemy at the Gates," a relatively weak movie overall but his portrayal of old "we will bury you was great ( Read more... )