My brother's girlfriend waxed my back tonight. First time I've ever had that done. That shit is fucking INSANE!

Now I know why girls are so crazy. I swear if I had someone doing that to my poor little vagina on a regular basis I'd be a goddamn bitch everyday too.

I was watching MTV today (I know, serves me right what I saw), and I saw that this video was in their top 5 of the week:

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Is this a fucking joke?! Do people listen to this type of shit?! Like I know it plays in stores like Le Chateau, American Apparel and the like. (I think so anyway, I don't really go in there.) But do people actually listen to ( Read more... )

Today this girl came into my work and was looking for skate-branded socks. She told me "Yeah, you know for Valentine's Day? I'm gonna make a bouquet of socks for my boyfriend."

A BOUQUET OF SOCKS?! Holy fuck looks like I won't be the only one not getting my cock sucked on the 14th.

Wow it's been a long time since I posted on here. Let's see.... 2008 was a big year. What can I tell you?

Well I used to be really into tits. I'm still really into tits, but I think I'm more into ass now.

So as you can see, 2008, pretty big year.

I don't know if I've ever mentioned this, but I dream up ideas. All sorts of ideas. And by dreaming up ideas I mean that literally. Sometimes I wake up in the middle and there is a fully formed idea for something in my mind. Back in the day when Archibald and Lions skatepark were around, I would wake up with an image in my brain of a set up I ( Read more... )

Now far be it from me to say anything good can ever come of someone beheading a random stranger on a bus, but you can't tell me that you and your friends aren't making a bunch of smart ass jokes about "don't lose your head" and "he had a good head on his shoulders". Well maybe you're not, but me and my friends are. I mean hey, if we don't learn to ( Read more... )

My brother got married on Tuesday. I caught the garter again. Lock up your pussies, ladies, one of you bitches is about to get very lucky ( Read more... )

This is how my friend Jon judges if a movie is good or not ( Read more... )

I caught the garter the last two weddings I went to.

Better watch out, bitches. I'm gonna marry the fuck out of all your asses.

I was perusing what amazing programming was coming up on the Hustler Channel, and apparently on the SaskTel Max guide you can't use the word "tits" because Tits & Ass 8 was spelled "T... & Ass 8". Obviously "ass" is acceptable though because it was used no problem in "Good Whores Take It In The Ass 3 ( Read more... )