I was in asshole in the past and I realize now what a shithead I was and now it's time for me to speak my peace. I look back at a fair number of things I did in the past and I see that I hurt my fair share of people, all because "I'm right and fuck you!" I know now that is not a good way to go through life and while I cannot undue my actions of the ( Read more... )

I'm going to cut right to the chase, I hate stupid people who ask stupid questions. While many may say that there is no such thing as a stupid question, I for one disagree. Those who say that have obviously haven't heard a stupid enough question. For example, a lady recently called up and asked if our buffalo chicken was hard or soft because her ( Read more... )

As some of you know, I am not that nice of a guy. I smoke, I drink, I cuss like a sailor, and I say whats on my mind regardless if it makes someone mad. But the two things that have really been bothering me in this country lately is the christian right and the war on drugs ( Read more... )

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I miss you more than life itself. You are the part of me that I am missing. Without you I am merely a shell of a man, empty and waiting to be made whole again. I love you...

I am watching a movie called "Pod People" after watching two other movies that gave me a violent form of the shits. While the movies themselves are so horrible they cause dysentary, the commentary is priceless. I wish I had that job just to roast on some of the worst movies EVER MADE. I mean "Nicky Got His Gun" was better than some of these movies ( Read more... )

I love cheese

Alright, lets get this out in the air. Everyone at sometime or another thought I was/is an asshole. Well, to that I agree and disagree. I agree that there are times I do say stuff that is hurtful and I do it on purpose knowing it will hurt them. I disagree on the fact that sometimes I am just too honest and the rest of you are so damn brainwashed ( Read more... )

Are you tired of all those lame-ass "friendship" poems? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship ( Read more... )

I'M 21 MOTHERFUCKERS!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Drinky Drinky fun fun time.