If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, eat them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are sensless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about 5 minutes, and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.

Which drunk are you?
You're drunk like me
You're suave, sensual, can play the guitar like a mother effing right even after 40 oz of rum, you epitomise what drunkenness should be...

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I moved to the portland area from phoenix 7 months ago. How do you people put up with this weather. It is so damn depressing. Yeah I know phoenix can be a bitch woth 3 straight months of triple digit weather, but at less there is sunshine. Shit, I haven't seen the sun in weeks. When the sun does come out, that means it is colder outside because the ( Read more... )

Your Porn Star Name is: Private Dick

Get your own Porn Star Name

Your Penis Name is: Godzilla

Get your own Penis Name

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This going back to school thing is going to be the end of me. I got about three hours of sleep before heading off to my one class. I thought I was breezing right through it, but our first test proved other wise. Then I get to return to work for a fun 12hrs of bordum. Hopefully I can catch a nap.

For KC.