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[drowningjuliet]

my roommate who apparently has to pee, but cannot:
"i'm consti-pee-ded"

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[deathrockboy]

i would have to say that the use of said phrase would result in the punch to the throat.

[drowningjuliet]

it actually resulted in a funny look and a shake of the head.
she continued to use various forms of that awful cleverness throughout the night.