fuckdrownthomas ain't nuthin' but bitch!

[drownthomas]

well, my secret admirer left me another message the other day. i urge you to check it out. it's not very good, but what the hell

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[fuckdrownthomas]

I was thinking about those fake movie titles you put on your instant messager a while back. I think I heard of this new one coming out called "American Homo" starring..., you!

[dj_i_cue]

comedy rugburn

Good heavens, you fucking suck

[mcdanger]

When I think of cheap puns based on someone's aol instant messenger away message (sidenote: JESUS), "AMERICAN HOMO" doesn't exactly spring to mind. "Down Syndrome Thomas" works well. "Clown Thomas" works even better. "Frown Thomas" is a tad iffy, considering he may very well have a good reason to frown (the fact that you haven't been mauled by wild boars yet being chief amongst them).

Re: Good heavens, you fucking suck

[poe_kf]

Well, in the way of slant-rhyme, one might say "sound Thomas," meaning that Thomas is in fact a series of audible waves, of varying frequencies!

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