You start posting chat logs you had with a robot. In particular, AIM robots made to promote Sony's new When a Stranger Calls remake. What follows are my exploits with jill020306, the charming AIM bot based off a girl eternally about to be raped and murdered. Fun stuff. Now, because I'm tired, I'm not going to bother actually putting any context or ( Read more... )

It's long. It's in-jokey. And it's terribly, terribly lame. But I laughed and feel it needs preserving. The catalyst for the conversation was this ( Read more... )

Remember before I became all emo and shit, I used to have crazy and whimsical updates like the Suze Orman's Haunted Vagina or whatever crap I last posted all the time?! Well, hypothetical groupies, you're in luck. I just finished the shooting script for my thesis film. So to answer your first question: Yes, I am shooting this fucker. I highly, ( Read more... )

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In less than a week this journal will turn three years old. And to celebrate, I'm going to do lots and lots of old-school style bitching. I apologize in advance, but then, I think maybe YOU should apologize for reading my secret diary ( Read more... )

This one I actually finished.

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The following is a description of a dream I had last night, to the best of my recollection (which, sadly, is pretty damn accurate in this case). I swear to God I'm not making this up, nor exaggerating anything ( Read more... )

Congratulations to David, Jeremy, Garret, Andy, Heather, Harju, Pat, Scott, Shane, Devin, Erica, Roger, Rick, and everyone else for their awesome work on The Funeral. Great job, guys.

Made this for web design. The assignment was only to do the first five steps, but I ended up turning in the whole proverbial kit, and the whole proverbial kaboodle.

Delicious Chocolate Chip Cookies!

To bake delicious cookies, follow this recipe:
1. Go to the supermarket ( Read more... )

Today I went to the auditorium to pick up David, and a few other kids were there, folding pamphlets for his play.

Girl: "Hey, you're Aaron Boyd? *extends hand to be shook* You're a celebrity!"
Me: "I am?"
Girl: "Yeah, everyone reads your Live Journal!"
Me: "Wow, thanks."

A FEW MINUTES LATER...Me: "You ever hear about that guy who stole a Buzz ( Read more... )